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"You di—!?"                                "Perhaps." "Then tell—!"                                "Shhhhhhhhh . . . "

"G                          "R  l                            o  a                           o  s                           m  s                               f  h  ~~~~~~~~~~  o  a                           r  l  f                            m  .                            o  .                            r  .                            e  ?"______________ !"           "Empty."

It seems horrid                        Yes, that's true                                               But it's nothing                                

There once was a lady-in-waiting named Brandi Who for her princess wished to come in handy She embroidered dresses by day And at night engaged in foul play Yet received not but a peppermint candy

Tum        bl           ed                   D                   O                   W                   N                         hOle!                 

"Oh no, rain!"                    "Run bitch, run!"

   "So, Mr. Tick," Earlie addressed the large, antique grandfather clock in front of her, "I've heard a lot of interesting rumours lately about you around the house. Specifically, an interesting one from Mrs. Beep in my bedroom," she leaned in close, giving her best attempt at a death stare, "You wouldn't happen to know anything about this, would you?"    Earlie could be quite intimidating when she wanted to, but alas, it seemed despite his frail age that Mr. Tick had an iron will regardless of his brass components, accompanied by a killer poker face.    She had been expecting that though.    "Ahhhh wellllll! I was hoping I wouldn't hav

"She said what!?"                                 "Mmhmm." "THAT!!!        BITCH!!!"